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EPISODE 1: UNDERCOATING IN A CAN?

Winter 2021. Rumors of a wax-based aerosol undercoating reach the ears of two top cops: James Mills and Walter Briggs. Frustrated by a do-nothing Chief of Special Police, the detectives are taking matters into their own hands. Having apprehended a suspect, the two detectives retreat to an undisclosed location looking for some answers.

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EPISODE 2: THE STAKEOUT

Following a grueling but successful interrogation, the two detectives and their apprehended suspect stake out the Undercoating in a Can warehouse, awaiting the expected arrival of the prime perpetrator, DAVID THOMPSON. With an army of goons at his back, the so-called Kingpin of Coatings has arrived just in time for the morning shipment. Will the detectives bring him in? Or will Thompson continue his nationwide domination of the coatings market?

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EPISODE 3: THE DEBRIEFING

A maimed Detective Mills has called in a half day to visit his trusted, childhood pediatrician; meanwhile, his partner is back at the precinct, being debriefed of yesterday’s covert mission. Emotional and unhinged, Detective Briggs is forced to recount the day’s traumatic events. He finds out that the Undercoating in a Can product line might be even bigger than he anticipated.

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EPISODE 4: THE GOON SQUAD

Three confirmed products, one case gone cold. Thompson and his goons have continued to pump out huge numbers and the two detectives have been rendered idle. They set out to hunt down one last suspect — actor and model John Gula — when they are surprised with a visit from Thompson, himself.

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EPISODE 5: THE AFTERMATH

Nothing is what it seems. A clear wax in an aerosol can? Sometimes truth really is stranger than fiction. The two detectives sit down with Internal Affairs to hash out some case details. What happens next will both shock and destroy them.

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